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The following is an episode list for the Comedy Central animated television series South Park. The series has its roots in 1992 when Trey Parker and Matt Stone created the animated short The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty), while in college. The series began on August 13, 1997, and completed its 10th season on November 15, 2006. It is guaranteed by Comedy Central that the series will reach its 12th season, and possibly further seasons beyond that. Season 11 is currently slated to premiere on March 7, 2007.

Currently, the first eight seasons are available on Region 1 (US) DVD. Region 2 (Europe) has released the first four on DVD (note: these differ from the Region 1 versions) as well as selling episodes in different volumes. The feature film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was premiered during the third season on June 30, 1999.

This list is ordered by episode's air dates. This is because of a reference made in episode 802 to a previous event in episode 804, and the positioning of the episode celebrating 100 episodes does not fit in production order.

Two polls have been held on the Comedy Central website for fans to choose their favorite episodes to be shown in TV marathons. The marathons were later shown worldwide.

Contents

[edit] Early shorts/Pilot episodes: 1992, 1995

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) 1992 N/A
The boys bring a snowman to life. The snowman turns out to be evil.
Image:Jesusvsanta.gif The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa) 1995 N/A
Jesus descends from heaven demanding retribution and asks the boys for directions to the mall where Santa is waiting.

[edit] Seasons

[edit] Season 1: 1997-1998

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Image:SouthPark101.gif Cartman Gets an Anal Probe[1] August 13, 1997 101 1
Space aliens implant a transmitter in Cartman and abduct Kyle's brother.
Image:SouthPark103.gif Volcano August 20, 1997 103 2
The boys go hunting with Stan's uncle Jimbo where a volcano is about to erupt.
Image:SouthPark102.gif Weight Gain 4000 August 27, 1997 102 3
Cartman tries to bulk up using "Weight Gain 4000". Mr. Garrison attempts to assassinate Kathie Lee Gifford.
Image:Southpark ep104 2.jpg Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride September 3, 1997 104 4
When Stan finds out that his dog is gay, he seeks advice on the subject; Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school.
Image:SouthPark105.gif An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig September 10, 1997 105 5
The boys try to breed an elephant with a pig as a genetic engineering experiment; Stan struggles with his abusive sister.
Image:SouthPark106.gif Death September 17, 1997 106 6
Stan's grandfather wants him to assist in euthanasia; the town's parents travel to New York to protest Terrance and Phillip.
Image:Southpark ep107 1.jpg Pink Eye October 29, 1997 107 7
Kenny is killed by the Mir space station, and becomes a zombie. Stan, Kyle and Cartman must find a way to stop pink eye from spreading on Halloween.
Image:Ep 109 starvinmarvin.gif Starvin' Marvin November 19, 1997 109 8
The boys befriend a boy from Ethiopia sent to them by Sally Struthers; mutant turkeys attack the town.
Image:Hankey flush.gif Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo December 17, 1997 110 9
Kyle tries to show the town his friend who has holiday spirit; the townspeople remove potentially "offensive" symbols from holiday displays.
Image:Southpark ep108 2.jpg Damien February 4, 1998 108 10
A new student is the son of the devil; Satan battles Jesus; Cartman's birthday party is ruined.
Image:111 wendy msellen.gif Tom's Rhinoplasty February 11, 1998 111 11
Mr. Garrison gets a nose job; the boys compete for the attention of their substitute teacher.
Image:112 mecha chaos.gif Mecha-Streisand February 18, 1998 112 12
The boys find an artifact which Barbra Streisand uses to transform herself into a giant monster and wreck the town; a team of assorted celebrities show up to battle her.
Image:Ep 113 cartmangangster.gif Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut[2] February 25, 1998 113 13
Cartman tries to find out who his father is; Stan and Kyle submit a tape to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."

[edit] Season 2: 1998-1999

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Image:201 stadium with gas.gif Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus April 1, 1998 201 14
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from a dictatorship.
Image:SouthPark202.gif Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut[2] April 22, 1998 202 15
Cartman finds out who his father is; the crew of America's Most Wanted show up to recreate the shooting of Dr. Mephisto.
Image:203 chickenlover.gif Chickenlover May 20, 1998 203 16
In order to catch the "Chickenlover" Officer Barbrady must learn how to read. He deputises the boys to help him.
Image:SouthPark204.gif Ike's Wee Wee May 27, 1998 204 17
The boys find out what a circumcision is; Mr. Mackey experiments with drugs.
Image:SouthPark205.gif Conjoined Fetus Lady June 3, 1998 205 18
The boys go to China to compete in a dodgeball championship. The town holds an appreciation week for the school nurse.
Image:206 msf1.gif The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka June 10, 1998 206 19
Uncle Jimbo and Jesus have competing public access programs.
Image:Sp ep207.gif City on the Edge of Forever[3] June 17, 1998 207 20
The boys reminisce of the past while their school bus rocks dangerously on the edge of a cliff.
Image:208 cartman flailing.gif Summer Sucks June 24, 1998 208 21
The town is forced to ban the use of fireworks and attempt to create something better; Cartman has swimming lessons; Mr. Hat disappears, to the distress of Mr. Garrison.
Image:209 poo town.gif Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls August 19, 1998 209 22
A film festival comes to South Park. After the boys discover it is damaging the town they enlist the help of Mr. Hankey to try to force the festival out.
Image:210 boys with pox.gif Chickenpox August 26, 1998 210 23
The boys' mothers want their children to receive Chickenpox; Kyle's mom tries to patch up the relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad.
Image:SouthPark211.gif Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods September 2, 1998 211 24
The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium; Cartman tries out for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
Image:212 stan kyle clubhouse.gif Clubhouses September 23, 1998 212 25
The boys create a clubhouse; Stan's parents separate.
Image:SouthPark213.gif Cow Days September 30, 1998 213 26
The town holds its annual rodeo and carnival "Cow Days". The boys enter Cartman as a bull rider in an attempt to win $5000 and play for Terrance and Phillip dolls; the town's cows worship a statue.
Image:SouthPark214.gif Chef Aid October 7, 1998 214 27
When Chef is sued, the boys organize a concert to pay his legal bills; Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life.
Image:Spookeyfish.jpg Spookyfish October 28, 1998 215 28
Stan's fish from an evil parallel universe kills people; a nice version of Cartman visits from the same parallel universe. Presented in SPOOKY-VISION!
Image:216 cartman family.gif Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! December 9, 1998 216 29
Stan sneaks out of his house to spend Christmas with Cartman's relatives; Charles Manson learns the true meaning of Christmas.
Image:SouthPark217.gif Gnomes December 16, 1998 217 30
Tweek, assigned to write a current events paper with the boys, keeps seeing "underpants gnomes;" his father's coffee shop competes with a popular coffee franchise (a parody of Starbucks) that has just moved into town.
Image:218 Iceman cometh.gif Prehistoric Ice Man January 20, 1999 218 31
Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been frozen since 1996.

[edit] Season 3: 1999–2000

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Rainforest Schmainforest April 7, 1999 301 32
The children are forced to join a choir sent to Costa Rica to perform against deforestation, but they end up lost in the rainforest and discover that the rainforest isn't worth saving. Meanwhile, Kenny falls for a girl in the chorus, but she is reluctant to pursue a long distance relationship.
Spontaneous Combustion April 14, 1999 302 33
Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross.
The Succubus April 21, 1999 303 34
When Chef gets engaged, the boys become increasingly concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person. Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of several pranks by his eye doctor.
Jackovasaurus June 16, 1999 305 35
The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand.
Tweek vs. Craig June 23, 1999 304 36
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny pit Tweek and Craig against each other. Meanwhile, the school shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife, who died in a plane crash.
Sexual Harassment Panda July 7, 1999 306 37
A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed.
Cat Orgy [4] July 14, 1999 307 38
Cartman is stuck at home with Stan's sister Shelley as his babysitter while his mom is at a meteor shower party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats.
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub [4] July 21, 1999 308 39
At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a basement with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub.
Jewbilee [4] July 28, 1999 309 40
On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears.
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery October 27, 1999 312 41
Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders.
Chinpokomon November 3, 1999 310 42
The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan.
Hooked on Monkey Phonics November 10, 1999 313 43
Cartman's mom buys a vocabulary-building kit to help Cartman win the spelling bee. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for a homeschooled girl with overprotective parents.
Starvin' Marvin in Space November 17, 1999 311 44
The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food and shelter.
The Red Badge of Gayness [5] November 24, 1999 314 45
During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America.
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics December 1, 1999 315 46
Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman.
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus December 29, 1999 316 47
Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycle, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he won't feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried his father won't be there.
World Wide Recorder Concert [6] January 12, 2000 317 48
The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child.

[edit] Season 4: 2000

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 April 5, 2000 402 49
The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the Tooth Fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the Tooth fairy.
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 April 12, 2000 401 50
Cartman gets arrested for a hate crime and is sent to a Juvenile Detention prison.
Timmy 2000 April 19, 2000 404 51
All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally retarded student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to break them up.
Quintuplets 2000 April 26, 2000 403 52
Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing.
Cartman Joins NAMBLA June 21, 2000 406 53
Cartman's search for more mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another baby.
Cherokee Hair Tampons June 28, 2000 407 54
Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life while everyone in town is addicted to new-age medicine run by an old woman and her "Native American" co-workers. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired from teaching for his incompetence and his actions in the previous episode.
Chef Goes Nanners July 5, 2000 408 55
Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman.
Something You Can Do with Your Finger July 12, 2000 409 56
Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million.
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?[7] July 19, 2000 410 57
The boys question whether the handicapped or Jews go to heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan.
Probably[7] July 26, 2000 411 58
Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents; Satan must choose between two lovers.
4th Grade November 8, 2000 412 59
The boys enter fourth grade, and suddenly wish they were back in the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality.
Trapper Keeper November 15, 2000 413 60
A man from the future wants Cartman's new trapper keeper. Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results.
Helen Keller! The Musical November 22, 2000 414 61
Timmy must find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play.
Pip November 29, 2000 405 62
A retelling of Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell (playing "a British person") narrating.
Fat Camp December 6, 2000 415 63
Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Kenny is paid to do disgusting stunts and becomes a TV star.
The Wacky Molestation Adventure December 13, 2000 416 64
The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail after saying they were "molestered", leaving the town to the children.
A Very Crappy Christmas December 20, 2000 417 65
Kyle is upset over the fact that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas" short.

[edit] Season 5: 2001

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
It Hits the Fan June 20, 2001 502 66
When a crime drama on TV airs an episode using the curse word shit uncensored, the town popularizes the word, which causes people to die from the plague.
Cripple Fight June 27, 2001 503 67
Big Gay Al is fired from being a scoutmaster due to his sexual orientation. Meanwhile, a new handicapped boy named Jimmy becomes Timmy's enemy.
Super Best Friends July 4, 2001 504 68
A David Blaine cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his superhero comrades to save the world.
Scott Tenorman Must Die July 11, 2001 501 69
Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an older kid who keeps conning him.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow July 18, 2001 505 70
The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
Cartmanland July 25, 2001 506 71
Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park.
Proper Condom Use August 1, 2001 507 72
The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods.
Towelie August 8, 2001 508 73
In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government.
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants November 7, 2001 509 74
The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman becomes the Bugs Bunny to Osama bin Laden's Elmer Fudd.
How to Eat with Your Butt November 14, 2001 510 75
Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo.
The Entity November 21, 2001 511 76
Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's anger towards airline service after the September 11th attacks prompts him to create a new means of transportation.
Here Comes the Neighborhood November 28, 2001 512 77
Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts wealthier black families to South Park.
Kenny Dies December 5, 2001 513 78
Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies "permanently."
Butters' Very Own Episode December 12, 2001 514 79
When Butters survives a murder attempt by his mother, he must travel back to South Park in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's. Meanwhile, Butters' parents join Gary Condit, O.J. Simpson, and the Ramseys in lying to the press about who murdered Butters.

[edit] Season 6: 2002

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Jared Has Aides March 6, 2002 602 80
Weight loss advocate Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a Chinese restaurant.
Asspen March 13, 2002 603 81
The boys and their parents vacation in Aspen. Stan is challenged to a skiing competition while the parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar.
Freak Strike March 20, 2002 601 82
The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on The Maury Povich Show, but when the freaks go on strike, Cartman disguises himself as an out of control teenage girl in order to get on Maury.
Fun with Veal March 27, 2002 605 83
The boys try to save baby cows destined to become veal from torture and slaughter.
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer April 3, 2002 604 84
The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie.
Professor Chaos April 10, 2002 606 85
The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being fired from the group.
Simpsons Already Did It June 26, 2002 607 86
Butters discovers that all of his plots for destroying the world have been done before on The Simpsons. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium.
Red Hot Catholic Love July 3, 2002 608 87
Following the Catholic Church molestation scandals, Priest Maxi tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth.
Free Hat July 10, 2002 609 88
The kids form a club to try and stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from editing their classic films, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat McCullough from prison.
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society July 17, 2002 610 89
The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts.
Child Abduction Is Not Funny July 24, 2002 611 90
The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers.
A Ladder to Heaven November 6, 2002 612 91
The boys build a ladder to heaven to talk to Kenny about a candy coupon. Cartman accidentally drinks Kenny’s ashes and becomes possessed with his spirit.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers November 13, 2002 613 92
The boys go on a quest to return a tape with “evil powers” to the video store before the sixth graders steal it from them. Meanwhile, the parents try to find their kids to explain the context of the porno film they have in their possession.
The Death Camp of Tolerance November 20, 2002 614 93
Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school.
The Biggest Douche in the Universe November 27, 2002 615 94
Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died.
My Future Self n' Me December 4, 2002 616 95
Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a “revenge business”.
Red Sleigh Down December 11, 2002 617 96
Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s “nice” list in homage to the film Black Hawk Down.(Note: This episode Kenny returns, Butters & Tweek are now demoted to recurring characters again.)

[edit] Season 7: 2003

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Cancelled March 19, 2003 704 97
The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation.
Krazy Kripples March 26, 2003 702 98
Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research.
Toilet Paper April 2, 2003 703 99
Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house.
I'm a Little Bit Country April 9, 2003 701 100
The boys are caught in the middle of a town fight between people for the War in Iraq and people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head April 16, 2003 705 101
Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez.
Lil' Crime Stoppers April 23, 2003 706 102
The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal.
Red Man's Greed April 30, 2003 707 103
The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino.
South Park Is Gay! October 22, 2003 708 104
The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Meanwhile, Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals.
Christian Rock Hard October 29, 2003 709 105
Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested.
Grey Dawn November 5, 2003 710 106
The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates.
Casa Bonita November 12, 2003 711 107
Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita.
All About the Mormons? November 19, 2003 712 108
Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons.
Butt Out December 3, 2003 713 109
The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so.
Raisins December 10, 2003 714 110
Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins".
It's Christmas in Canada December 17, 2003 715 111
Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada.

[edit] Season 8: 2004

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Good Times with Weapons March 17, 2004 801 112
The boys buy weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters.
Up the Down Steroid March 24, 2004 803 113
Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a child with a developmental disability in order to enter.
The Passion of the Jew March 31, 2004 804 114
Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself.
You Got F'd in the A April 7, 2004 805 115
Stan must form a dance group to compete against rivals from Orange County in a spoof of You Got Served. Meanwhile, Butters has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest.
AWESOM-O April 14, 2004 802 116
Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, which over 800 contain Adam Sandler, and the government wants him for national security.
The Jeffersons April 21, 2004 807 117
A mysterious and very eccentric new neighbour named Michael Jefferson moves into town with his sheltered son, sparking fears that he is an unfit parent, and a police scheme to frame him for crimes he didn't commit.
Goobacks April 28, 2004 806 118
The townsfolk becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages.
Douche and Turd October 27, 2004 808 119
Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot after the old one is protested against by PETA.
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes November 3, 2004 809 120
When a Wal-Mart store comes to South Park, the townsfolk are torn between their love of the store's low prices, and their anti-corporate hatred of the retail giant which has turned the center of South Park into an abandoned ghost town.
Pre-School November 10, 2004 810 121
A bully from the boys' past is paroled from juvenile hall, which sends them into hiding.
Quest for Ratings November 17, 2004 811 122
The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset December 1, 2004 812 123
Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start acting like Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents.
Cartman's Incredible Gift December 8, 2004 813 124
Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire.
Woodland Critter Christmas December 15, 2004 814 125
Stan helps seemingly innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Saviour, the Anti-Christ.

[edit] Season 9: 2005

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina March 9, 2005 901 126
Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player.
Die Hippie, Die March 16, 2005 902 127
Cartman attempts to rid South Park of hippies, but ends up in jail for wrongfully imprisoning the hippies in his house just as a hippie music festival has been announced.
Wing March 23, 2005 903 128
Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife.
Best Friends Forever March 30, 2005 904 129
Kenny is left in a persistent vegetative state, beginning a war between Cartman, who wants him to die so he can inherit his Sony PSP, Heaven, who needs his spirit to fight a war against hell, and those who feel he should be kept alive. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour)".
The Losing Edge April 6, 2005 905 130
The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games.
The Death of Eric Cartman April 13, 2005 906 131
The kids of South Park retaliate against Cartman by ignoring him, causing Cartman to think that he has died, but isn't allowed to go to the afterlife until he atones for his sins on Earth.
Erection Day April 20, 2005 907 132
Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show, so he sets out to get rid of his erections by having sex with a woman.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow October 19, 2005 908 133
Cartman and Stan crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam above the town of Beaverton. Afterwards, global warming is blamed, and the town enters a state of emergency.
Marjorine October 26, 2005 909 134
Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller.
Follow That Egg! November 2, 2005 910 135
After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage and uses the kids in his class as an example of why homosexual couples would make poor parents.
Ginger Kids November 9, 2005 911 136
Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.
Trapped in the Closet November 16, 2005 912 137
Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.
Free Willzyx November 30, 2005 913 138
Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a Killer Whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space.
Bloody Mary December 7, 2005 914 139
Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle.

[edit] Season 10: 2006

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
The Return of Chef March 22, 2006 1001 140
After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.
Smug Alert! March 29, 2006 1002 141
Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission which ends in a climatic finish in the midsts of San Francisco
Cartoon Wars Part I[8] April 5, 2006 1003 142
The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Cartman fight over whether or not Family Guy should stay on the air.
Cartoon Wars Part II[8] April 12, 2006 1004 143
Cartman meets with the president of FOX in an attempt to cancel Family Guy and discovers the real writers of the show.
A Million Little Fibers April 19, 2006 1005 144
In a parody of James Frey's A Million Little Pieces controversy, Towelie disguises himself as a man and publishes his dubiously written memoirs. Meanwhile, Oprah's vagina and anus try to escape from the media mogul, who has been neglecting them.
ManBearPig April 26, 2006 1006 145
Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig". While in the cave Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.
Tsst May 3, 2006 1007 146
Cartman's mom calls upon a dog trainer (Cesar Millan) to keep her son from misbehaving, which changes Cartman's personality so greatly that he plans on killing his mother.
Make Love, Not Warcraft October 4, 2006 1008 147
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce October 11, 2006 1009 148
Stan and Kyle "discover" the true culprits behind the 9/11 attacks while Mr. Mackey is determined to find out who defecated in the boys' room urinal at South Park Elementary.
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy October 18, 2006 1010 149
Cartman is appointed the school's hall monitor. Meanwhile, an attractive kindergarten teacher has an affair with Kyle's brother, Ike.
Hell on Earth 2006 October 25, 2006 1011 150
Satan throws a Halloween party. Meanwhile, the boys summon Biggie Smalls through a Bloody Mary-type ritual.
Go God Go[9] November 1, 2006 1012 151
Mrs. Garrison objects to teaching evolution in science class, and Richard Dawkins is sent to help her. Meanwhile, Cartman buries himself in snow in an attempt to freeze himself until the day the Wii console is released.
Go God Go XII[9] November 8, 2006 1013 152
Cartman, frozen in the snow for over 500 years, awakens in the future, only to be caught up in a war between atheists.
Stanley's Cup November 15, 2006 1014 153
A cartoonish movie announcer harasses Stan as he tries to build a pee-wee ice hockey league in order to pay off the ticket to his impounded bicycle.

[edit] Season 11: 2007

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson March 7, 2007 1101 154
Randy Marsh becomes a social pariah after saying "niggers" on Wheel of Fortune, which leads to tensions between Token and Stan. Meanwhile, Cartman angers a dwarf who comes to give a talk at the school.
Cartman Sucks March 14, 2007 1102 155
Butters' father catches his son about to perform oral sex on Cartman and sends Butters to a Christian camp for sexually confused children. Meanwhile, Cartman blames Kyle for stealing an incriminating photo of himself and Butters.
Lice Capades March 21, 2007 1103 156
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary, and Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. Meanwhile, the lice in Clyde's head try to escape when most of their kind are killed by lice shampoo.
The Snuke March 28, 2007 1104 157
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally, and discovers that her vagina has been rigged with a bomb. Meanwhile, a new Muslim kid raises Cartman's terrorism fears at school.
Fantastic Easter Special April 4, 2007 1105 158
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
D-Yikes! April 11, 2007 1106 159
Mrs. Garrison falls for a woman at a lesbian bar and fights Persians to keep the bar from being renovated. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny hire illegal immigrants to do their homework for them.
Night of the Living Homeless April 18, 2007 1107 160
Masses of homeless people invade South Park. The parents of South Park are trapped on a rooftop, while the children trace the cause of the epidemic.
Le Petit Tourette October 3, 2007 1108 161
Cartman pretends to have Tourette syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without being punished. However, he gets more than he bargained for when he begins to involuntarily admit the truth.
More Crap October 10, 2007 1109 162
Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Imaginationland Part 1[10] October 17, 2007 1110 163
Muslim terrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination. Meanwhile, Cartman makes a bet with Kyle that if leprechauns are real, Kyle will suck Cartman's balls. Cartman wins, and Kyle is stuck in a dilemma.
Imaginationland Part 2[10] October 24, 2007 1111 164
Stan and Kyle are being held in the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprechaun bet.
Imaginationland Part 3[10] October 31, 2007 1112 165
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces alongside what's left of the good imaginary people led by Aslan. Kyle tries to save Stan and Butters from Imaginationland, and Cartman once again goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls.
Guitar Queer-O November 7, 2007 1113 166
Stan and Kyle are both hooked on Guitar Hero. Stan's superior skills at the video game, however, damages his friendship with Kyle.
The List November 14, 2007 1114 167
The girls in the fourth grade class make a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. The fourth grade boys discover this and steal the list. They are, however, unprepared to deal with the results. Meanwhile, Stan and Wendy reconcile after their break up.

[edit] Season 12: 2008

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
Tonsil Trouble March 12, 2008 1201 168
After having his tonsils removed Cartman contracts HIV, but when he finds out that people no longer care about AIDS he looks for a cure. Kyle finds it funny that Cartman has AIDS and so Cartman finds a way to give Kyle AIDS to settle the score between them.
Britney's New Look March 19, 2008 1202 169
The boys try to get a photo of pop singing trainwreck Britney Spears, but when Britney shoots herself in the head and survives, the boys try to save her from being exploited further.
Major Boobage March 26, 2008 1203 170
In this homage to the 1981 film Heavy Metal, the boys worry when Kenny becomes addicted to sniffing cat urine in order to get high. Meanwhile, Cartman takes in all of South Park's cats and Kyle's dad becomes addicted to sniffing cat urine.
Canada on Strike! April 2, 2008 1204 171
The head of the World Canadian Bureau (nicknamed the "WGA") leads the country into a strike over money made over the Internet that they believe is being withheld from them. Meanwhile, the South Park boys try to turn Butters into the latest viral video star.

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The China Probrem October 8, 2008 1208 175
Cartman and Butters invade a P.F. Chang's after Cartman thinks the Chinese will overtake America. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are traumatized after seeing the latest Indiana Jones movie.
Breast Cancer Show Ever October 15, 2008 1209 176
Wendy is fed up with Cartman's jokes when he makes fun of her report on breast cancer, and challenges him to a fight.
Pandemic[11] October 22, 2008 1210 177
The world faces a wave of Peruvian pan flute bands. The boys ask for Craig's financial support to form a pan flute band of their own, while the government tries to decide how to handle the "pandemic".
Pandemic 2 - The Startling[11] October 29, 2008 1211 178
The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.
About Last Night... November 5, 2008 1212 179
Following the 2008 US presidential election, Barack Obama catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. Meanwhile, the Barack Obama supporters of South Park celebrate Obama's victory while the John McCain supporters fear the end of the world and take shelter.
Elementary School Musical November 12, 2008 1213 180
The boys realize they are the only kids at school who are not hit by the new High School Musical fad, making everyone in school break out in song.
The Ungroundable November 19, 2008 1214 181
A vampire fad is spreading at South Park Elementary, thanks to the movie Twilight. Butters believes that the students interested in this culture are actual vampires and becomes tempted to join them. Meanwhile, the Goth kids are finding their style is becoming mistaken with the new fad and set out to stop it.

[edit] Season 13: 2009

Screenshot Title Original airdate Code # Watching link
The Ring March 11, 2009 1301 182 watch
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each are given purity rings. Kenny thinks that his girlfriend will give him a BJ.
The Coon March 18, 2009 1302 183 watch
The Coon (Cartman) takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in South Park.
Margaritaville March 25, 2009 1303 184 Watch
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

[edit] Top 27 episodes (October 2004)

The top 27 episodes, as voted on through Comedy Central's website, are listed below. They were shown on Comedy Central on the weekend of October 22, 23, & 24 in a countdown to the number one episode. Episodes from 808 onwards had not yet been aired so were not part of this poll. Certain episodes such as Pip and Not Without My Anus were also not included in the poll.

  1. 705 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
  2. 801 - Good Times with Weapons
  3. 110 - Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
  4. 614 - The Death Camp of Tolerance
  5. 502 - It Hits The Fan
  6. 613 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
  7. 404 - Timmy 2000
  8. 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
  9. 608 - Red Hot Catholic Love
  10. 804 - The Passion of the Jew
  11. 411 - Probably
  12. 410 - Do the Handicapped Go To Hell?
  13. 508 - Towelie
  14. 203 - Chickenlover
  15. 807 - The Jeffersons
  16. 509 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
  17. 104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
  18. 202 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
  19. 113 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
  20. 803 - Up the Down Steroid
  21. 709 - Christian Rock Hard
  22. 704 - Cancelled
  23. 513 - Kenny Dies
  24. 209 - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
  25. 310 - Chinpokomon
  26. 503 - Cripple Fight
  27. 217 - Gnomes

The breakdown of episodes per season were:

  • Season 1: 3 episodes
  • Season 2: 4 episodes
  • Season 3: 1 episode
  • Season 4: 3 episodes
  • Season 5: 6 episodes
  • Season 6: 3 episodes
  • Season 7: 3 episodes
  • Season 8: 4 episodes

[edit] Cartman's 25 Greatest Moments (October 2005)

Almost exactly one year after the "Top 27 Episodes" marathon aired, a marathon was put together focusing on the character of Eric Cartman. Like the previous marathon, the episodes that were shown were chosen by voting on Comedy Central's website[12]. These episodes were shown on the weekend of October 14, 15, & 16 in a countdown to the number one episode. Episodes from 908 onwards had not yet been aired so were not part of this poll.

  1. 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
  2. 101 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
  3. 803 - Up the Down Steroid
  4. 902 - Die Hippie, Die
  5. 107 - Pink Eye
  6. 709 - Christian Rock Hard
  7. 802 - AWESOM-O
  8. 705 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
  9. 113 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
  10. 906 - The Death of Eric Cartman
  11. 213 - Cow Days
  12. 102 - Weight Gain 4000
  13. 804 - The Passion of the Jew
  14. 109 - Starvin' Marvin
  15. 807 - The Jeffersons
  16. 711 - Casa Bonita
  17. 601 - Freak Strike
  18. 617 - Red Sleigh Down
  19. 302 - Spontaneous Combustion
  20. 314 - The Red Badge of Gayness
  21. 506 - Cartmanland
  22. 607 - Simpsons Already Did It
  23. 406 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA
  24. 303 - The Succubus
  25. 608 - Red Hot Catholic Love

The breakdown of episodes per season were:

  • Season 1: 5 episodes
  • Season 2: 1 episode
  • Season 3: 3 episodes
  • Season 4: 1 episode
  • Season 5: 2 episodes
  • Season 6: 4 episodes
  • Season 7: 3 episodes
  • Season 8: 4 episodes
  • Season 9: 2 episodes

[edit] The Hits

For the 10th anniversary of the show Comedy Central released a DVD set titled South Park The Hits: Volume 1 featuring Parker and Stone's ten favorite episodes, four favorite fan episodes and, for the first time ever, "The Spirit of Christmas" animated short.[1]

The episodes on the DVD are:

The featured fan episodes are:

It's interesting to note that, even though it came in third in the Top 28 Episodes poll, Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo was not included as one of the "fan favorite" episodes.

[edit] The 10 episodes that changed the world (September 2006)

In anticipation for the premiere of the second half of South Park's tenth season on October 4, 2006, Comedy Central aired ten episodes that, according to the network's commercial promotions, "changed the world".

The only season without an episode included in the countdown was season three.

[edit] Notes

  1. ↑ Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named pilot
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Episodes 113 and 202 are a story arc. Episode 201 was an April fool's joke.
  3. ↑ Some video releases of Episode 207 are retitled "Flashbacks". ASIN B00000JGG4
  4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 "Cat Orgy", "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" and "Jewbilee" have a crossover meteor shower theme.
  5. ↑ Some video releases of Episode 314 are retitled "War".
  6. ↑ Also known as "The Brown Noise".
  7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" and "Probably" form a story arc.
  8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 "Cartoon Wars: Part 1" and "Cartoon Wars Part 2" form a story arc.
  9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 "Go God Go" and "Go God Go XII" form a story arc.
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 Imaginationland Episode I, II, and III form a story arc.
  11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 "Pandemic" and "Pandemic 2: The Startling" form a story arc.
  12. ↑ Comedy Central voting page for Cartman's 25 Greatest Moments.

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